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selamat hari raya

selamat hari raya

fisrt and foremost,i'd like to take this oppurnity to wish all muslims out there "selamat hari raya".i don't really have any interesting stories to share of late, so i'll just post an article on football players' names i found on the net.enjoy.

Is having a silly name an advantage?

Barney Ronay
Saturday October 21, 2006
The Guardian 

It wasn't hard to imagine what we might get from the Chelsea goalkeeper Hilario this week. Shunted into the limelight against Barcelona in bizarre circumstances, Hilario appeared little more than a punchline waiting to happen. The first mention of the mysterious Portuguese third-string conjured an image of some cartwheeling hysteric: a pointer, a flapper, a man with wild and unruly tracksuit bottoms. It wasn't just his name. We heard talk of a famously gaffe-strewn showing against Manchester United. There were references to his wealthy upbringing and university education: the pampered Hilario emerges from his ivory tower to flail and simper in the Stamford Bridge goalmouth. But mainly it was just the fact that he was called Hilario.

Names are very important in football. The most promising Scotland team of recent times took the field at Euro 92 with an unbreakable backbone of seven players called "Mc" (McKimmie, McStay. McPherson, McCall, McAllister, McCoist and McClair). Brazil's mastery of the arresting football moniker has always been closely linked to its domination of the game itself. Not that Brazilian names have ever been happy just standing still. The days have long gone when a typical player might be called something like Djalminho Juninoberto. After a brief experiment with the flashy (Wagner, Mozart and Bismarck all played in Germany recently) a generation of prosaic and almost wilfully dull single-name Brazilian footballers has emerged. Recent exports have included the strikers Jo, Fred and Alan and the defender Roger, who sound more like a pub five-a-side team than men capable of performing 17 stepovers and an overhead donkey kick.

English football has always been deeply conservative in this area. Popular early names like Cecil Wingfield-Stratford and Cuthbert Ottoway, England's first captain, were replaced en masse during the game's Golden Age, with its hordes of Alfs, Stans and Tommys. More recently the 1980s were marked by the brutalist monotony of the Paul-Gary-Trevor era. One study after the 1986 World Cup produced the alarming statistical projection that by 2004 every single player in English football would be called "Gary Stevens".

Sadly, genuinely silly names have rarely coincided with success on the field. Australia once had a goalkeeper called Norman Conquest. Harry Daft won five England caps, while Segar Bastard fell out of favour after just one. Of current players The Seychelles' Johnny Moustache has yet to hit the big time, while midfielder Frank Awanka remains unknown outside Luxembourg.

Which brings us back to the man himself: Hilario! What a presence! The Chelsea stand-in was utterly unflappable against Barcelona. Would a goalkeeper not steeled by a long struggle with his own unfortunate surname have been so ready to rush out and block Lionel Messi's early shot? Without his troublingly pointless university education would he have had the presence of mind to flop heroically on top of harmless strikes at goal, wasting valuable seconds? Possibly not.

Even better news for Chelsea fans. Should Hilario go missing they now have a ready-made deputy on the bench. His name? Yves Makabu Ma Kalambay.

bored to death

lion-o vs he-man

I really am bereft of ideas.I'll just post this "research":) i found on the net:)this one's for the cartoon freaks:)enjoy:)

On He-Man, Lion-O and the Art of being a Jerk

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and ThunderCats were two of the most popular cartoons in the 1980s. But beneath their benign surface and hyphenated heroes lie two very different worldviews that attempted to shape their audiences in stark ways. They reflect a clash of two long-disputed and interlocking concepts: the Individual versus Society.

What was it with 80s cartoons, always trying to tell you stuff? Like cartoons were going to solve society’s ills. However, the way the morals in both He-Man and ThunderCats were communicated displayed a marked difference: while He-Man broke the fourth wall and preached the life lesson right at you like some blonde teutonic doofus, Lion-O would express the moral to another character, maintaining more dignity for himself and the viewer:

“By stopping to help you, I ended up helping myself, and my friends.”

Let’s examine some other key differences between the two cult cartoons in order to highlight their diverging worldviews:

Firstly, their official titles. Although Lion-O is by birth the ‘Lord of the ThunderCats’, he in fact had to earn the title by defeating the ThunderCat nobles in ‘trials’. (These were the Trials of Strength against Panthro, the Trial of Speed against Cheetara, the Trial of Cunning against Wilykit and Wilykat, and the Trial of Mind Power against Tygra. Lion-O then faced the final Trial of Evil against Mumm-Ra.)

In contrast, Adam appears to have named himself the most powerful man in the universe, simply coming upon the humble idea one day of holding his sword aloft and shouting:

“By the Power of Grayskull! I have the Power!”

Where does this guy get off? How does he know he is the most powerful man in the universe? He-Man is inescapably smug, while Lion-O has had to struggle for his abilities and position.

Secondly, let’s examine their swords:

Lion-O’s Sword of Omens is a sophisticated weapon, enabling him to do two main things. Firstly, it can reveal visions to him when he says:

“Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight”.

When in trouble he can also send a Batman-like signal into the sky, calling all ThunderCats to fight.

“Thunder – Thunder – Thunder – ThunderCats – Ho!”

When he shouts this, the sword lengthens phallically and the red signal fills the sky. Thus, when in trouble, Lion-O calls for the help of his friends. This may be interpreted as Lion-O shitting himself on a consistent basis, but it is really an unusual admission that he can’t win on his own. It underlines the communal society of the ThunderCats where each has their individual strengths and contributions to make.

For example, “Uh-oh, we can’t handle this from the water. Thunder – Thunder – Thunder – ThunderCats – Ho!”

In contrast, Adam has a sword which transforms himself into He-Man and his cowardly cat, Cringer, into Battle-Cat. It should be noted that Adam is only able to fight and win when he is transformed; as himself he is useless and cowardly. As themselves, they have nothing to offer. It is also unclear whether Cringer actually likes the transformation which He-Man enacts on him – he is essentially an involuntary steed as He-Man’s phallic sword forces itself upon him.

A side comparison here is fruitful between the two cats in He-Man and ThunderCats: Cringer and Snarf. While both are cowardly and loveable, Cringer is only really deemed useful once transformed by force into something implicitly better; Snarf however always remains Snarf, and on occasion can, through his loyalty, contribute greatly to the battle against evil.

For example,

Lion-O: How can I help you Panthro? I can’t tell the real you from
the fake.
Snarf: The sword, Lion-O! Use the sword.
Lion-O: Not against a ThunderCat, Snarf. Our code expressly
forbids it.
Snarf: Exactly! The sword will only harm the fake ThunderCat!

He is flawed but he can still participate. (Although in He-Man, Orko perhaps fills this role).

Thus while He-Man’s sword imposes a kind of tyrannical imperative on those around him, changing them drastically, Lion-O’s sword offers communal defence, valuing people as they are.

Thirdly, their past and how it impacts the present also shows clear differences. Lion-O as a boy had to watch his fellow Thunderians burn when they had to leave in the spaceship – in order to live to fight another day, he had to sacrifice other Thunderians and escape. This decision taken by Jaga at the time haunts Lion-O as a nightmare and means he has always wrestled with tough choices and ethical decisions.

Lion-O: But, we’ve abandoned them Jaga. They were our
countrymen.
Jaga: One day, as Lord of the ThunderCats, you will have to make many hard decisions, Lion-O. This is but the first of them.
Lion-O: No! I can’t watch! No!

And Lion-O says of the nightmare: “How many times must I watch my fellow Thunderians perish, while I sped to safety?” (In fact, it turns out they did survive and were able to escape in another spaceship.)

By contrast, Adam’s secret identity as He-Man is only known by three others:

“our friends, the Sorceress, Man-at-Arms and Orko.”

However, it is clear that Teela loves He-Man and thinks Adam lazy – and rather than reveal the truth to her, Adam lets her go on believing they are two different people. What a jerk. His past clearly serves only to divide those around him, not unite them as equals. Teela is also victim to another secret unknown to her: she is the daughter of the Sorceress.

Fourth, let’s examine the enemies both Lion-O and He-Man are pitted against as another measure of their worth. Mumm-ra was the main antagonist of the ThunderCats – it is clear that Mumm-ra is fucking cool and can harness great unearthly powers:

“Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the ever-living!”

In contrast, Skeletor was very uncool, weaselly and in fact, quite clearly, a pantomime villain. Skeletor had the Havoc Staff from which he fired thunderbolts - big whoop.

The band of Mutants which the ThunderCats also face live in Castle Plun-darr. Led by Slithe, they include Monkian, Jackalman, and Vultureman. The names are pretty mediocre, but witness Skeletor’s motley crew: Beast-man. Trap-jaw. Mer-man. And best of all, Evil-Lyn. What were they thinking with these names? Evil Lyn? I mean come on. Even one of He-Man’s allies continues in this uninspiring vein: Man-at-Arms’ real name is of course… Duncan.

Finally, while Lion-O lived in the Cat’s Lair (designed by Tygra), He-Man lived in Castle Greyskull – however, doesn’t the latter name imply some dark and macabre meaning? Especially as his supposed enemy is called Skeletor and has a skull for a head. What depths of evil are hidden beneath Adam’s ludicrous cloth tunic?

In conclusion, He-Man and Lion-O represent two diverging views on how to battle evil. While the former stresses the individual with an almost dictatorial and rapacious transformation and leadership, the latter emphasizes society and the contributions each individual can make to it. He-Man remains untested against any real opposition and yet affirms his supreme abilities; while Lion-O faces true unearthly powers and yet is always humble in the leadership of his community.

It is thus logical to conclude that He-Man is one hell of a jerk.

Do not play with your rear...you have been warned....:)

Life
it's been awhile since i last posted anything on this blog of mine....I've been happy with a hint of mint lately...whatever that means...life has been rosy,waking up everyday with a great purpose....it's been awhile since I felt happy...

Man Utd
well...that was a great result...5-0...although it was expected,to be fair...these past few weeks have been really disastrous...losing 3-1 to man city.....ruud and ron slagging each other off...turbulent few weeks i must say...with evra and vidic trying to acclimatise with the team...i miss 1999...:(

Sydney
well...i'm back...expecting Sydney to be warm since it's summer,but suprisingly cool...

Assignments
i've got one more assignment to hand in...just one last one...ever...:)

Penang
the coolest place on earth(apart from Old Trafford)....ask anybody from penang...no,we're not bias...hey,Miami dosen't have char kuey teow do they??...:)

SK Minden Heights
the coolest primary school,ever...period...

Mawi
a revelation,i must say...everybody's crazy about him...i can't say the same about me,though...he's practically everywhere...on billboards selling mamee noodles to canon digital cameras....would you purchase a digital camera from this fella???...i know a few other million people would...

Nicol David
well,congratulations to her,and yes,she's from penang:)..it's a pity that she wasn't schooled at SKMH...imagine the success she would gain..:)

Nothing beats#1
nothing beats watching Ryan Giggs running down the wing,beating four Juve defenders in the process and sending a right foot(??) finish beating Buffon at the far post:)..I miss United at their best:(

Nothing beats#2
nothing beats watching Cantona sending a superb "Veron esque" pass with the outside of his right boot 80 yards down the field to Andy Cole who then chips it over the advancing Baia:)....Man Utd 4,Porto 0..champions league quarter finals,first leg,old trafford,1996

Remember when#1
Remember when Tim Flowers,Colin Hendry,Grame Le Saux,Tim Sherwood,Chris Sutton,Alan Shearer et al were premiership champions??:)...Andy Cole could've won it for United had one of his gazillion shots on goal went in against West Ham...ahh...all is well...:D

Remember when#2
Remember when Mark Robins saved Fergie's career with the only goal in the 1989 FA cup semi-final replay??...:)

Remember when#3
Remember when Sheridan scored for Sheffield Wednesday against Man Utd in the 1991 Rumbelows cup final???...:)...i was distraught and didin't want to go to school the next day....

Remember when#4
Remember when Les Sealey and Jim Leighton had to slug it out to play in the 1989 FA cup final???

Remember when#5
Remember when Norwich City and Aston Villa used to be serious premiership contenders???:)...premier league 1992/1993

Remember when#6
Remember when Pele said that Columbia would win the world cup??...:)...ah,yes,they packed up early with Pablo Escobar scoring two own goals against the United States to boot...

Remember when#7
Remmeber when Ian Rush used to play for Juventus and Mark Hughes and Gary Lineker used to play for Barcelona???:)...

Rotor Volgograd
Remember Rotor Volgograd??...of course u do:)....Schmeichel scored a last minute header to make the score 2-2:)...Champions League 1994

IFK Gothenburg
A rampant young attacking midfielder who goes by the name of Jesper Blomqvist:D,single-handedly destroyed Manchester United,scoring 1 and creating 2 goals in a 3-1 win for IFK Gothenburg:)...Champions League 1995

Ruud
"what a header,I cannae tell u how difficult that is,to be back and away,u have to turn,to get the power on the ball and the direction and to put all that together to beat the goalkeeper":)...Lyon felt the full force of Ruud's predatory instincts...

Xavi
superb midfielder..check out his passing...sublime...if ronaldinho's the artisan,eto'o produces the end product,this lad's the paint brush...(???)...well,anyway,u get what i mean...

Catalunya
capital,Barcelona,home of the 2004/2005 primera liga champeons...:)they're gonna kill Chelsea...yeahhhhhh(i'm still bitter)

Capitals of the world
Capital of Ireland is Dublin (yes,Roy,it should've been Cork:D)
Capital of Morocco is Rabat
Capital of The Phillipines is Manila

Ronaldinho
artisan,sly,phenomenon,crafty,real madrid destroyer,canny,nimble feet,i'm out of superlatives....he's just so beautiful to watch.....when he's on top of his game,there's no better footballer....

World of Warcraft
My brother's hooked on the game....destroys ur social life....the game should come with a health warning...besides,it's crap:)...nothing beats buying the next ronaldinho or purchasing a cheap,good youngster such as matei mirel radoi:)

Cigarettes
Don't smoke if you haven't started,please make an effort to reduce and ultimately stop if you're a smoker....I care for you smokers:)...and yes,mr.phillip morris sir,you can come down to Sydney to give me a rollicking,i don't care....(now,I could forget about my one man crusade on destroying smoking altogether if you would be kind enough to send me 70 million british pounds in 7000 black samsonite briefcases:D)

X-pax
I was conned by the marketing...25 ringgit worth of credits for 10 bucks:)...to good to be true,eh:)...yeah,that's 5 bucks each month for the next 5 months...should've known better...:)...well,as they say,we learn from our mistakes....:)

Friends
Thanks to all my friends out there....u know who u are...

Proton Waja
I hate the Proton Waja just because some cantankerous bastard whom I loath has one.....I fucking hate the car...besides,me thinks its crap....now,that would all change if somebody would give me one for free:)...

Mini cooper
i want one...cruising around penang in my mini cooper...:)...now,the hard part,trying to find somebody to get me one...anybody wants their house pool cleaned??:)

I was trying to be fat
i was trying to be fat,really fat:) (now that would be cool,fat and lame - ed),but i didn't succeed...too much work...and,anyway,life's to precious to be fat:)...I wouldn't be able to run like the wind if I were obese,would I???:)

Just my 2 cents
play hard,don't be cruel to animals...(although i hate them)...eat well,be nice,make friends,respect the elderly,don't watch too much mtv,don't eat too much junk food,study well,don't become hypocrites,feed the poor as well as the rich,don't steal,find a hobby,don't jump off a bridge,life's too precious,try to stop smoking,don't adhere to american propagandas and last and formost,please don't play with your rear:)

Conclusion(no,i didn't play with my rear - ed)
yes,hockey stick weilding bastards are always bastards...i'm gonna get me a mini cooper when i have enough dough and yes,i really mean it,stop smoking.....:)....good nite and good morning to you(depending on where you are),dear reader....

Rantings on a lazy Thursday afternoon

World Cup 2006

Brace yourselves,Brazil.England are going to win the World Cup next year.Is it me,or does England actually play better without Mr.OBE David Beckham?The Dutch are going to be there with a relatively young squad(ever heard of Opdam? - yeah,me neither...),the French are bringing along granddaddy Zidane for the trip and Germany,yeah,of course they'll be there,making up the numbers.Mind,I reckon they would actually create history in next year's World Cup by becoming the first hosts to actually not go past the group stages.Judging from yesterdays friendly showing against China,I EVEN fancy England to have a field day.Yes,the same England that played Mr Crouch as a target man.Excellent touch for a big man.huh.And you wonder why defenders could easily cut him off.Sadly,messers Keano and Giggsy won't be there.I would've loved it if Giggs could play in at least one World Cup.

Woodgate,Jonathan

Scored another own goal...hahahahahahahaha...keep it up and Escobar's debacle during World Cup 1994 would seem like loose change.

Slagging off other teams

I fucking hate Chelsea,not as much as I hate ARSEnal:)...pity the gooners.Henry's gonna make a runner.Good on him.Now he knows that you win nothing with ARSEnal.Yes,I hear you,the odd trophy here and there,(they are the undisputed champions of whingning,mind),that's just about it I guess.Good on yer,Mr Va Va Voom.Champions of whigning,well,there's a trophy nobody can prise away from them.And yeah,that reminds me,they have never got past the quarter-finals stage of the Champions League.And,just to rub it in,even the scousers actually won a Champions League trophy last season,and yes,with Djimi Traore playing at left back...WTF???...Traore of all people.Gooners are history.Lehmann's a sad German git who whines everytime Kahn gets to keep goal for Germany.Sissy.Quite a sissy for a big man,eh,Mr Klinsmann,sir?Maybe the next time he dosen't get to play,you should bring him flowers,to sooth his soft heart????

Rooney,Wayne

He's the only current England player that could break into the current Brazil first eleven.He's that good.

Ranting

It's my hobby:)Yes:)

Capitals of the world

The capital of Cambodia is Phnom Penh
The capital of Great Britain is London

Life

My life is sooo not exciting.Lots of work.

Bulan ramadhan

Semua org yg rajin baca atau first time baca blog mengarut saya ni,saya ucapkan selamat berpuasa dan belajar rajin2.

Belajar rajin2

Sesapa yg baca blog ni,saya nasihatkan belajar rajin2.Tak guna tak belajar rajin2.Nanti masa depan tak cerah aka gelap:)Tak semestinya kalau belajar rajin2,masa depan cerah,tapi peluangnya lebih besar.Kesianla kat peluang tu,bagila peluang tu peluang...??!!!...well...anyway,belajar rajin2:)

Akhir kata

Enjoy life while you can:),don't pay too much attention to superstars who go on freak diets,don't waste money buying the next ocean liner when all you need is a Porsche:),don't try too hard to be the next MTV icon,pay your taxes,study hard,car pool(esp for Malaysians in Malaysia),keep the phone bills to a minimum (believe me,I've been there:)),don't skip work,find time to exercise,visit the loo when you have to:) and try not to make Mr Gates angry (actually,come to think of it,I don't know why - maybe if he's angry,he'll rule the world with his canny ability to turn us all(yes,you) into dummies by forcing us to use his well engineered products...first,software,then,X-box,what next??...ahh...all is well...)and yeah,before I forget,hockey stick wielding bastards are dickheads.Cheers:)

Back with a vengeance (literally):)

Green Street

Smashing hooligan movie.Highly recommended.i hate the part where the GSC went to Manchester and beat the hell out of the Man Utd firm.Bastards.Ah,never mind...all is well...I reckon the part where the school kids beat the hell out of Elijah in soccer(sic) was rather cliche.It just had to go in,didin't it?:)normal school kids beating a "tourist" yank in soccer(sic)...and by the way,I loved this scene...."do you take american express?"...that was brit hooliganism at its best...

Football

Man Utd had a mixed start to the season.3 wins and then they start to draw and lose.Not the kind of start I hoped for.I'm sure the team are gonna pull themselves.Park's looking fine,and Van Der Sar,well,what else can I say.Without him,I reckon Man Utd's already out of the premiership fray.He's THAT good.He pulled out some stunning saves against Benfica.Smashing Dutch bloke.

Capitals of the world

Capital of United Kingdom is London
Capital of Bolivia is La Paz

Graduation Project

Was alright these past few weeks.Just have to pull my pants and literally kill myself these last few weeks.Can't wait to finish.Wish me luck guys.

Phone bills

God,my phone bills are killing me.

Life

Ah,yes....nothing much...still lame and boring...

The OC

It's already in the third episode of the third season.The first two episodes were rather boring.

European Cup

I thought Barcelona were iressitible.They certainly look like champions.Ronaldinho helped himself to a hattrick,Messi was superb,he was the instigator for Barcelona's first two goals.Nistelrooy helped himself to goal no.47 in Europe in Man Utd's 2-1 win over Benfica.By the way,since we're on the subject,I thought Lyon's win over Real Madrid last week was totally superb.Real Madrid were totally ripped apart by Lyon's superb passing.The third goal just summed up Lyon's superb counter attacking play.With that kind of showing,you start to wonder what the hell Baptista and co were doing.Ramos was busy combing his golden locks,totally unaware that Carew was sniffing right behind him for the first goal.And they paid nearly 20million pounds for him.Maybe Mr Florentino should step down eh?And Woodgate?Let's not even start.A horrendous "debut". Maybe he would be better of injured.

End

This few weeks haven't been kind to me.Well,nevermind that.Until then,cheers.And yeah,before I forget,hockey stick weilding bastards are dickheads.

going beserk on lachlan st

IW

weehaaayyyy....just six days to go before final submission!!!!!

Manchester United

Todays transfer speculation on www.planetfootball.com says that Man Utd are going to get Eto'o. Now,I'm in dreamland.

Diego Forlan

Respect. Primera Liga 2005 top scorer. Who put one (two) past the Scousers? Diego Forlan!!!!

Hate

I hate vegetation and animals.Don't know why.I reckon it must be the introduction of Thumbelina during my toddler years.Thumbelina's gross.Imagine finding a small child in a flower.Eeuuucchhh.Imagine that same small child has wings.(can't really remmeber if Thumbelina had wings.Just made that up) That's fucking gross.

Angels of the Silences

It's been a long time since i heard this song.Reminds me of the days when I was still in high school......

Well I guess you left me with some feathers in my hand
Did it make it any easier to leave me where I stand?
I guess there might not be too many who would stand beside you now
Where’d you come from? where am I going?
Why’d you leave me ’till I’m only good for...
Waiting for you
All my sins...
I said that I would pay for them if I could come back to you
All my innocence is wasted on the dead and dreaming

Every night these silhouettes appear above my head
Little angels of the silences that climb into my bed and whisper
Every time I fall asleep, every time I dream
’did you come? would you lie?
Why’d you leave us ’till we’re only good for...
Waiting for you’
All my sins...
I said that I would pay for them if I could come back to you
All my innocence is wasted on the dead and dreaming

I dream of michelangelo when I’m lying in my bed
Little angels hang above my head and read me like an open book
Suck my blood break my nerve offer me their arms
Well, I will not be an enemy of anything
I’ll only stand here

Waiting for you
All my sins...
I said that I would pay for them if I could come back to you
All my innocence is wasted on the dead and dreaming

I’m gone

Capitals of the world

Capital of Denmark is Copenhagen

Capital of Saudi Arabia is Jeddah

Humpty Dumpty

Stoopid egg.

Little Red Riding Hood

Clever git.

The three pigs

Stoopid animals

Willy Wonka

Chocolate dude.

General Grievous

Dastardly cool dude.

Diet

My dietary programme is very,very bad.I practically eat anything.Anything.But I still managed to lose 2 kilos since last month.The secret? Sleep a lot. Ahahahahahahaha

I wish I was

A fucking cool lightsaber weilding jedi.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....oo...yeah... complete with cool yellow coloured contact lens...

Centurions

Power x treme!!!!!Remember the cartoon??...yeah,I was easily influenced by cartoons back then.I always fancied myself as one of the centurions,fighting against evil,but then I did fancy myself as Metroplex....hmmm

My mum once said

that I watched too much cartoons.She said "don't watch to much cartoons or you'll become one". And yeah,you guessed it,I didin't listen to her. heh.

OC

Season 2 has finished. Superb ending. Can't wait for season 3.

Bye

What did I learn in life? Be nice,be honest,support Man Utd (it had to go in,didn't it?? - Ed) Be humble, and don't watch too much cartoons. And yeah,midgets are sane dickheads.That applies to you to Mr Glazer, sir.

Endnotes:

The author wishes to stress that any directed hate towards any person or group in this blog are actually sincere views....:)..thank you...

The day Milan self destructed

First and foremost

First and foremost,congratulations to Liverpool.That was a smashing game.The scousers sure know how to entertain in Europe.6 goals,3 comeback goals,penalties,it was a superb game.I can't help thinking that Shevchenko should've buried it in the last few minutes of extra time,but,credit to Dudek,he performed superbly.Kaka was superb,Crespo's deft touch for his second goal was sheer class,Gerard's tackles on Serginho was from a man possessed,Xabi Alonso and Pirlo showed just why they are the best distributors of the ball,both of them basically dictated the play.

Glazer watch

Stoopid yank is buying all the remaining shares in Man Utd.After this it's pay per view people,and yeah OT will be christened Nike stadium.Don't bet against it.Fucking stupid yank.I bloody loath him.He looks like a leprechaun.Short and stout,with ginger coloured beard,he actually reminds me of everything Irish.Don't know why.

IW

Ah yes.The dreaded submission is close.I wish time stood still and I'm about the only person moving.So I can do so many things,like bathing,eating,and stuff,before submitting.

Capitals of the world

Capital of Malaysia is Putrajaya.

Capital of Brazil is Brasilia.

Aussie rules

If there is a game I'll never play,it's Aussie rules.The players literally kill each other.I wonder why it's still considered a sport when it's actually worse than WWE.And, by the way,wrestling itself is no longer a sport.

Olympic 2012

I think Madrid should get the nod.I don't know why,I just think Madrid would be a cool place to hang around.It's in the sunnier parts of Europe,I haven't been there,but i think it's cool.By the way,I think Spain's cool.

Selfridges

Check out the Selfridges store by Future Systems.Cool place to shop.This is shopping at it's best.Go to www.future-systems.com.

Pen off

I've got to go.Sleep and have a good rest.Enough of the ranting for today.By the way,I think hockey stick weilding people are dickheads.And yeah,while I'm on the issue of dickheads,midgets are also dickheads.Big time.And yes,that includes you,Mr Glazer,you moronic Yank.Good nite.

diagonal perceptions

Life

Loads of work.Currently in pissed off mode.Submission next week.I have to move out of house by the end of this week.Recipe for disaster.Stoopid.

Football

The best team lost last Saturday.I'm very proud of the team though.They did everything right except finding the back of the net.Gooners sucks.

p/s: I can't help realising that Toure is a dead ringer for the gingerbread man and yeah,Reyes is a slime Spanish git.

Star Wars

Revenge of the Sith rocks.General Grievous is the shit.Two pairs of lightsaber weilding arms.He is the shit.I can't stop thinking that Obi-Wan should have put Anakin out of misery when he had the chance.But then,there wouldn't be a Star Wars episode 4 if Anakin died. So....all is well then.It was rather funny towards the end when Darth Vader and Palpatine were looking out the window towards that Cybertronish planet (I don't know the name).The people around them were all wearing retro uniforms...ahahahhaha...

Capitals of the world

Capital of Finland is Helsinki

Capital of Peru is Lima

Phone bills

Too much.

Warez

Currently downloading The Motorcycle Diaries.

Nasi Beriyani

I had nasi beriyani last week.Thanks to Afiq and Farah in saving some for me.I still crave for Hameediyah's though.

The Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy

Nice graphics and interface.Shame about the storyline.Didn't like it much.I'm a big fan of Mos Def though.

timekiller

If you have loads of spare time,visit www.timekiller.com. Loads of stupid shit to watch.If you're not interested,don't bother. Warning: Some of the videos and images contains nudity.Please don't go if you're under age.Please. :)

Football fanatics

If you're a genuine football fanatic and obssessed with "dork like" stats (did you know that ARSEnal has never gone past the quarter finals stage of the Champions League?..heh.By the way,that was from "Huzaimi's statistics of ARSEnal related stupidity") ,please visit www.rsssf.com. It is the most comprehensive website on football statistcs.Every league from every country.Nuff said.

IKEA

Why are they rich? Because the boss is stingy.What is the moral of this story? In order to be rich,you have to be stingy.Dumbass.

Microsoft

Rich,powerful,X-Box,billionaires,university drop-out.Ingredients for success.

Glazer

Stoopid yank.

General Grievous

Cool shit.I'm gonna get the figurine.

Champions League final

Yey.The football season finale is here.I'm not a betting man, but if I were to bet,my money would be on Milan,not because they're superior,but because I hate Liverpool.To be honest,I think it'll be a balanced game.I think the balance of the game rests on the playmakers of the respective teams,Pirlo for Milan and Xabi Alonso for Liverpool.If they both perform,then, we'll be treated to one hell of a final.If they both suck,then I reckon we should all go to sleep and wait for the Soccernet report early next morning.heh.

read at your peril

Manchester United

Glazer sucks.nuff said.

Malcolm Glazer

Stoopid Yank.

Capitals of the world

Capital of Iceland is Reykjavik.

Capital of North Korea is Pyongyang.

Work

I have to do IW!!!This sucks.

OC

Caleb's dead.He's my hero.Rich,evil,big house,nice cars...ultimate life

Barcelona

The capital of Catalan.Hail to the champions of Spanish Primera Liga 2005.

TWA Terminal

Once in a while pops up in Friends.

Sydney

Autumn rain is in the air.Feels a bit like Penang during the monsoon season.

Celebrity Island

I wish I was in the UK.I could catch Celebrity Island,watching dumb chicks and dumb testosterone bastards sleeping with each other.

The Sun

The best Brit gossip tabloid ever!!!

Nasi Beriyani

I crave for Nasi Beriyani.Hameediyah restaurant at Penang rawks!!!

E Bay

You want money.Sell unwanted stuff at E Bay.Believe me,somebody's unwanted stuff could be somebody else's treasured item.

Weekends

sleep.do work.play soccer.sounds a bit like an advert dosen't it?

Onitsuka Tiger

Mexico 66.Smashing shoes.

Sengal

Visit www.timekiller.com. So many things to look at.

I hate this page

I hate this page.http://www.makansakan.com.Makes me wanna go home.

Kunsthaus Graz,Vienna,Austria

http://www.kunsthausgraz.at/projekt/

Jimmyjump

Ever wondered about the fella who threw the Barcelona flag at Figo during Euro 2004? Well,worry no more.Go to www.jimmyjump.com. You could even hire him.

The streaker

Jimmyjump has a friend.The streaker.Read about his antics at http://www.thestreaker.org.uk/main.htm A celebrity,this fella.

low life

Work

Assignments are killing me.Literally.I have so much work.Nobody to help me out.I do not have any obedient juniors to help me out.Life sucks.

Manchester United

Huzaimi and Manchester United are INSEPERABLE. Rumors of Ronaldo and Ferdinand being courted by other clubs sucks.And Obi Mikel is in hiding.Why do Chelsea fans like to send hate mail when something dosen't come their way?....They suck...Not as much as Arsenal anyway...Those buggers actually win 7-0...I thought those kind of scorelines are only fictional...They suck...Seriously, Man Utd's gonna crush them in the FA cup final.Kill them.Literally

I hate Glazer.He's going to put the club in debt.Please Man Utd fans.Do not let him buy the club.PLEASE.If I had loads of money,I'd buy shares at Man Utd.As right now,I don't even have shit.

By the way,next season there will be four clubs in the premier league from the district of Greater Manchester; Man Utd,Man City,Bolton and Wigan

Life

Life sucks these few weeks.I learned the beauty of being in love and being deprived of love.You know the famous 80's malay song which has this chorus...akan ku renang lautan berapi...that actually is crap,but really, if you look at it,it's a fictional representation of how far that guy would actually go for love...(i'm crap at writing this shit)...Just for the record,that song sucks.

Will work for cash

I really don't have any money.I need to find cash.Who wants somebody to clean their house pool?...heh...e-mail me...

Space

Space is the final frontier.Stoopid.Old Trafford is the final frontier.Anyway,space's cool.Well,it looks cool anyway.Floating and shit.Large oversize space suits.The American flag,which, by the way is rather cliche.Man, I really have to go and get a life.

Toilets

The toilet is the most important part of the house.It's where people do stuff,like combing,shaving, bathing and stuff.

Capitals of the world

Capital of Switzerland is Berne.

Capital of Chile is Santiago.

Tune in tomorrow to know more.

Ed

I have a fictional narrator in my head.His name is ed.He's suppose to make me think wisely.Stoopid bugger.

Football

I love football.I love football statistics.Go read "the Knowledge" at www.football.guardian.co.uk to know more about football related knowledge.Highly Recommended.Hear it from the master.

Football punditry

I wanna do football punditry.ESPN call me at 0413410364.Make my day.I wanna be paid talking and giving crap views on football.My idol is Tommy Smith.Fat,slime,Irish,gives crap views on football,and gets paid in abundance.

Architecture

I love architecture.Buildings amaze me.I like Ken Yeang,not becuase he's good,but because he's rich just by talking crap.(KJ says so) My parents wanted me to become a doctor.I hate medicine.I hate human intenstines.It's gross.

Eurotrip

I wanna go on a eurotrip.If I have money.I'd like to go to Amsterdam.To meet dutch architects.:)

Today

I woke up early.Semi-fucked.Loads of work.I feel like kicking some balls today.And,lastly,I think hockey stick weilding people are dickheads.Period.